The Joy of AI

Have just spent several geological eras wrestling with a microscopic QGIS problem. All I wanted—all I wanted—was for the page size to magically appear in my metadata block. Hours of web searching, manual‑reading, and ritual sacrifices to the GIS gods produced nothing.

Then I thought, “Aha! AI will save me.”

Two hours later, after trying every single suggestion it hallucinated into existence, it finally announced:

“Oh yeah, you can’t do that. Just hard‑code it like you’ve been doing.”

ChatGPT, you are officially shortlisted for Subscription I’m Cancelling Out of Spite.

Football Wins?

Mud Splattered FIFA world cup logo

I remain convinced that few things galvanise a team more effectively than a sense of injustice or blatant disregard for fair play. The recent incident involving the United States’ striker, Folarin Balogun, illustrates this perfectly. Donald Trump — who has publicly admitted he “didn’t know what a red card is” — intervened in Balogun’s automatic suspension following his dismissal, personally requesting that FIFA President Gianni Infantino “review” the decision.

FIFA subsequently convened a committee to examine the matter, yet no one seems able to identify who sat on it, where it met, or whether any minutes exist. The opacity is striking, giving the impression that the committee was little more than a procedural fiction. Its conclusion — to postpone the ban for a full year — only deepened that impression.

Trump’s justification for the intervention was that he “didn’t think it was a foul,” a remarkable stance from someone with no meaningful experience playing or officiating football. His claim that excluding a star player would be “a big stain” on the match ignores the far more serious stain created by disregarding the rules that govern the sport for everyone else.

FIFA, an organisation that purports to maintain political neutrality, has not helped its own credibility. Its decision to award Donald Trump the organisation’s first-ever “FIFA Peace Prize” — apparently because he did not receive a Nobel Peace Prize — was widely criticised. Many observers noted that the Nobel Committee tends to reward those who resolve conflicts, not those associated with escalating them. The presentation of this award by Gianni Infantino at the tournament draw in January was, for many, an uncomfortable spectacle.

In the end, whether by cosmic irony or the whims of footballing fate, Belgium delivered a decisive response on the pitch, eliminating the United States with a 4–1 victory — the USA’s heaviest defeat since 1990.

Summer Solstice 2026

The Summer Solstice on 21 June 2026 marks the longest day and shortest night of the year in the Northern Hemisphere. In the UK, it happens at 9:24 am BST, when the Sun reaches its highest point in the sky. For thousands of years, people have celebrated this special day, with ancient sites such as Stonehenge drawing visitors to welcome the sunrise. In Scotland, midsummer traditions have long included hilltop gatherings, bonfires, music, and celebrations linked to the Sun’s power and the changing seasons. Some communities also associated the solstice period with good fortune, protection, and a strong connection to the natural world. After the solstice, daylight hours gradually begin to shorten, leading towards the Winter Solstice on 21 December 2026, which is 183 days later and marks the shortest day of the year. Today, the Summer Solstice signals the start of astronomical summer and brings the long, bright days that make this time of year so special.

Loch Achray at Sunset
Summer solstice diagram

Currently feeling

It’s possible that I have posted this before but it seems particularly appropriate today. It’s definite that I am James Tiberius Kirk as much as I would like to be.